NewGirl:
NewGirl is our leading super-heroine. She is excitable and naive at times. She was raised in an orphanage until Edwyn took NewGirl into her apartment.

Abilities: Super strength, ability to fly. She is unable to fly on an empty stomach.

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Edwyn:
Edwyn is NewGirl's best friend and confidant. Edwyn has a huge disdain for her parents and avoids her father at all cost. She is a long time friend of Stephanie.

Abilities: None.

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Flare:
Mia Flint is a brash, crude and sneaky woman. She has been trying to get into the Useless League way before NewGirl showed up.

Abilities: Able to control mini explosive flares that shoot from her wrists.

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Jewish Avenger:
Joshua Weinstein took over his grandfathers mantle as the Jewish Avenger at 14. He reveals he is NewGirl's brother. Even though he is Jewish, he still eats bacon.

Abilities: Even though he has no real powers, he has a whole bunch of Jewish theme equipment.

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Vixzen:
Stephanie Dowinger is Josh's on/off girlfriend. She was once a great fighter but after joining the Useless League she began to ease back on battling crime.

Abilities: Despite having wings, Vixzen can't fly. But she is powerful and skilled at mathematics.

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Speedster:
Alex Fitzpatrick is the heir to the Fitzpatrick fortune. He stubbornly denies that he is blind and has just summoned up the courage to ask Rev on a date.

Abilities: Speedster is the World's fastest man, he can travel at 250km/hr.

Stephanie Lang:
A reporter for the local television station Channel Eh? News. She is short tempered, unforgiving and will do anything to get the story. She is Edwyn's oldest friend.

Abilities: None

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The Mercenary:
Benjamin Rashid is a very mysterious man. He is a tough, no-nonsense guy. Ben and Stephen Crenshaw both own an insurance company for superhero coverage.

Abilities: Super strength, speed, hearing and intelligence.

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Captain Annoying:
Cleveland Jonathon is the wisest of the team members. He acts like a father-like figure to Speedster after Speedster's real father passed away.

Abilities: telepathically able to read someone's mind as they are talking.

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Shifto:
Alan Gonzales was trained by mystic monks in the art of morphing, but was only able to master part of the skill. There is not much really know about Alan's past.

Abilities: Able to change into any inanimate objects half his 40 lb weight.

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Michael DiSalvo:
Michael is NewGirl's first date. He is an accountant and also is part of a band.

Abilities: None

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Joseph Collings:
Joseph Collings is one truly evil man. He is a multi-millionaire after inheriting his father's fortune and companies. He is the owner of Channel Eh? News.

Abilities: None

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